We all know who this is
If there’s one team and its fans that should pay the least attention to Columbia over the
last 30 years, it should be Penn.
That’s because the past 30 years have been an incredible
period of consistent Quaker success in Ivy League football while the Lions have
posted just two winning seasons in that same time.
But for some reason, Penn fans, players, and even coaches
seem to have a single-minded obsession with putting Columbia down. It’s one
thing to be a sore loser, it’s quite another to be a sore winner.
I’m not a shrink, so I can’t really offer any expertise on
why this is so. But I’ve never heard any longtime Penn fan deny this. And far
too many Columbia fans are unable to ignore it.
One thing I’ve said for years to my fellow CU fans who
complain about all the ribbing and vitriol coming from Quaker-land is this: until
the Lions beat them, we have to take it.
It’s been 17 years now since Columbia last beat Penn. A lot
of the games have been close, especially the last two, but close doesn’t count.
And that leads me to the point I want to make about this
week’s Homecoming game.
The game this Saturday is one of those rare games that could
erase all the bad feelings and disappointments of the entire season in one
afternoon. Yes, the bad blood and hurt feelings are so prominent that a win
over the Quakers would mean that much to the fan base.
Would this be true if Columbia were contending for a title
or even a winning season? Actually, it would be pretty close. That’s how much
this program wants and needs to beat Penn. The fact that it’s Homecoming only
doubles the stakes as the Lions haven’t won a Homecoming game since 2000, and four
of the last five losses have been agonizingly close games.
Penn will be favored by at least two scores. Penn is the
defending Ivy champion. Penn rallied to erase a 10-point 4th quarter
Columbia lead to beat the Lions 24-20 at Franklin Field last year. Penn escaped
from Wien Stadium with a 27-20 win in 2011 after an epic collapse by the Lions
inside the Quaker 10 yard line late in the game and an inexplicable pass
interference call on the ensuing Penn drive. Pre-1982, Penn and Columbia had
won the same number of Ivy titles. Since 1982, Penn has won 15, and Columbia has none and Columbia is only Ivy team not to have won at least a
share of the Ivy title since then.
You can’t have a more obvious game pitting the haves versus
the have nots. And while the Lions surely won’t be awarded a winning season or
an Ivy title on the basis of one win alone, this is really the greatest prize Columbia
can grab this year.
Will it happen? Penn seems weaker than usual this year, but
the Quakers have been deceptively slow starters in recent years and they don’t
care about winning the Ivy title “ugly” if need be. Columbia, with its hopeless
passing attack, may not even be as up to this game as it was when it took on
Penn in 2011 or 2012. But stranger things have happened.
The point is, this is our Super Bowl.
I’m not a head coach or an athletic department shill, so I
get to say that truth out loud.
And so do you