Week 2 Picks

 

Last week, I went 8-1 straight up and 5-3-1 against the spread. My season totals are now at 10-3 SU and 7-5-1 AGS

Brown +19 1/2 at Harvard (FRIDAY NIGHT GAME)

I think this spread is way too big, even though I still believe Harvard will win. Brown hasn't beaten the Crimson at Harvard Stadium since 1998, but Columbia ended a 27-year drought there last year, so... 

Yale -14 1/2 vs. Cornell

I think the Elis will be getting a lot of frustrations out on the Big Red this Saturday. 

Lehigh +15 1/2 at Dartmouth

I think the Big Green will win by 10-14 points. 

Bryant +15 1/2 at Princeton

The Tigers will win a lot of games by a little less than expected this year. A nice problem to have. 

Penn -14 at Bucknell

This 14-point spread seems like a major gift as the Quakers should easily cover. 

Monmouth -4 1/2 at Lafayette

Lafayette may be a little overconfident after last week's easy win over Columbia, 

Valparaiso -7 1/2 vs. Marist

Marist is really struggling.

The Fan's Guide to Getting to & Enjoying a Game at Wien Stadium 2023

Sign advertising Columbia Football at the corner of 218th and Broadway, 1927

The football home opener is THIS SATURDAY AT 12:30 PM!

Time to start planning NOW!

I am here to help.

Every year, I publish my guide to getting to the Columbia home games at Kraft Field at Wien Stadium at the Baker Athletic Complex.

Every year, the top tip is the same: if you are coming to the game from Manhattan, TAKE THE SUBWAY!

If you are still dead set on driving...

Getting around New York City, and Manhattan in particular, is all about your state of mind. If you're an overly aggressive or too passive driver, you will either drop dead of a tension-induced stroke or become the victim of a panic attack, respectively. The city is fraught with double-parkers, Kamikaze cabs with no regard for life and limb, and people who routinely make right turns from the left lane.

But fear not! The road to the Baker Athletics Complex is filled with special advantages and other options that can make the whole experience livable, decent, and even fun.

The key to avoiding disappointment, dyspepsia, and dismemberment is to LEAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF TIME.

Other than the Homecoming game which starts at 1:30 this year, the Columbia home games will begin at 12:30 pm this season. Free beer and soda and even free hot dogs should be available again this year on the hill opposite the entrance to the stadium! 

Inwood or Morningside:  Make Your Choice Now

Before we talk about getting to the actual game by car, ask yourself where you'd really like to keep your gas-guzzling SUV for the day. Do you want to park it up at the very tip of Manhattan, or do you want to keep it near the Columbia campus where you can spend a very pleasant late afternoon/evening before and after the game? This is not exactly a rhetorical question, as there ARE things to do and see not far from Wien Stadium... but it's not exactly a culinary hotbed, in fact it's quite residential, (in the Baker Field neighborhood of Inwood there are actually a few houses... detached houses in Manhattan!). There are new choices lately. And just over the Broadway Bridge north of the stadium there's a strip mall with an Applebee's and a Starbucks!

Parking

You can park very close to the stadium at many of the parking garages within 1-6 blocks of Baker. Most of them are on 10th Avenue between 205th and 215th Streets. I usually use the garage right at the corner of 10th Ave. and 215th.

If you want to try free parking on the streets, just be SUPER CAREFUL and read the signs to make sure you will not be ticketed and towed. (More on this below)

You can also park the car near the Columbia campus, which is only 100 blocks or so from Baker Field, There is still more to do, see, and definitely eat around there.





A path in Inwood Hill Park... yes, this IS Manhattan!

BUT definitely choose one game, and check out Inwood and its environs during the season. Parts of Inwood Hill Park are the only pieces of Manhattan that still look as they did in 1524 when the Dutch explorers arrived.

A few blocks South of Inwood is Washington Heights a very resurgent neighborhood with lots of interesting Latin restaurants and shops.

The Cloisters... an excellent "Marital Bargaining Unit" if I say so myself

One Washington Heights highlight about 30 blocks South from Baker Field is the lovely Cloisters. Most Columbia students get sick of the Cloisters after a few years, (some classes make you go there too many times), but it's a great place for the uninitiated. It's also not a bad date spot. So, if you have a wife or girlfriend who's none too pleased about being dragged to a football game, the Cloisters can be your olive branch. No need to thank me if your lady ends up thinking you're a romantic genius; like Billy Flynn, "All I Care about is Love."


But How Do We Get to Neverland?

The directions provided by the athletic department are very good. You can use them with confidence... but don't ignore the key section of those directions for people coming from Queens, Long Island, Eastern Brooklyn via the Belt Parkway, and that includes JFK Airport and La Guardia. If you are one of those people, I'm about to save you anywhere from 45 minutes to 7 hours by urging you to never, never, even if you're a Penn fan, NEVER take the Cross Bronx Expressway!


The Cross Bronx Expressway... dear Lord, why us?

The Cross Bronx Expressway was designed by Robert Moses a brilliant but evil man whose disdain for ordinary people was well documented by Robert Caro in The Power Broker. If you live in New York, drive in New York, or are thinking about driving in New York, you owe it to yourself to read this book. One great section details how the Cross Bronx Expressway was poorly designed from the outset, destroyed good middle class neighborhoods like East Tremont, and virtually guarantees traffic jams at the drop of a hat. And the kicker is, a lot of other urban planners in the 40's, 50's and 60's emulated this man and his designs. Robert Moses is a big reason why driving in America sucks.

So avoid the Cross Bronx, take the Grand Central Parkway to the Triboro Bridge, (now named the "RFK Bridge," presumably to honor the old home of the Redskins ;) ), follow the signs to MANHATTAN, (DON'T MAKE The Bonfire of the Vanities mistake), and THEN take the Harlem River Drive North. Take the HRD to the 10th Avenue/Dyckman Street exit. Do NOT take the ramp going up to the George Washington Bridge, stay in the far right lane. Take the HRD to the end and  make the first right at the first light that will take you onto 10th Avenue. If you stay straight, (you'll be driving under an elevated subway track). 10th Avenue runs parallel to Broadway and will take you straight up to 215th Street, 218th Street, or wherever you want to go in the Baker Complex vicinity.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The Harlem River Drive is officially a parkway, so if you're driving a U-Haul or a big bus of people, you can't take it. Otherwise, you and your sedan, SUV, pickup truck, etc. can enjoy it. IF YOU'RE TAKING A CAB FROM THE QUEENS AIRPORTS... MAKE SURE YOU TELL THE CABBIE TO TAKE THE TRIBORO/RFK BRIDGE TO THE HARLEM RIVER DRIVE. DON'T LET THE DRIVER TAKE YOU INTO MIDTOWN MANHATTAN!!!

Parking: The Odyssey

Option 1: Donate to CU!

Now if you're going to park near Baker Field, your options are limited, but there ARE options. Your first option is to send a fat check to the athletic dept. and grab one of the sweet spots in the Baker Field complex itself reserved for generous donors. Seriously, I can think or worse ways to spend your money, and having a spot at Baker Field is like being a shareholder in Berkshire Hathaway during "Buffettstock, you get to enjoy your investment in a party atmosphere!

Option 2: Parking Garages Ahoy! 

They are all around the stadium now, especially on 10th Avenue. FYI: in the past, parking has cost fans about $15 for the whole game.

Option 3: Street Parking, or "The Hunt"

Of course, you can try being really sneaky and try to park for free on the residential streets around the area. This is really something for early-birds, as the spots fill up fast. In fact, there aren't a lot of spots to begin with because Inwood is really residential and the local folks like to keep their spots for the weekend. BUT, the eagle-eyed among you may be able to find a nice spot and enjoy knowing that you're a winner even before kickoff by saving a few bucks with a free spot. There are a couple of important pitfalls to avoid:

a) If you aren't really good at parallel parking, don't even think about parking on the streets of Inwood. The hilly terrain makes even seasoned parkers a little nervous, and all those scratched bumpers and fenders on the parked cars are proof of the "goofs" people make from time to time.

b) Inwood is not really a high-crime area, especially during the day, but you should never tempt fate. Lock your cars. DO NOT keep any packages or valuables in plain sight in your car, and you probably should leave them out of the trunk too if you can. This is especially true if you are driving a car with out-of-state plates.

c) Make sure to check the street signs to see if you're parking in a legal spot. Saturdays are usually immune from alternate side of the street parking rules, but not always. You cannot park within six feet, either way, of a fire hydrant, and you also need to give a lot of space for bus stops. You cannot block any driveways. And if there's a yellow stripe painted on the curb, you can't park there either. A good M.O. is to eye every open spot with EXTREME SUSPICION, the chances are more than likely that the spot is there because it's not a legal spot.

d) You may be hampered even further in your quest for free parking if the NYPD blocks 218th Street at Broadway which they often do on game days. To be safe, just find your way to Seaman Avenue, which runs parallel to Broadway on the WEST and start looking for spots there. You might consider printing out a Google Map of Inwood, NY to learn to navigate the local streets better. Remember to look out for one-way streets and the occasional street fair which often pops up and further kills parking opportunities on the weekends.

TIME OUT! WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

Manhattan is a great and unique place. One of the things that makes it so unique is that every inch of land is super-valuable and the chances of any institution setting aside lots of space for occasional parking is not likely or even sane. Most sensible people living in all parts of Manhattan do so without a car, regardless of their economic stature. A day or two driving around here will tell you why.

That's why we have the best, (but still too expensive), public transportation system in the world. And luckily, there are a number of more relaxing and reliable ways to get to Baker Field.

Public Transportation Option 1: From Columbia Campus

*NOTE: Masks are no longer required on all NYC public transportation at this time 

You can ditch your car at one of the many parking garages near the Columbia campus, or try to find free street parking, (it's not much easier than Inwood, but doable), and then take public transportation.

To get the subway somewhat direct to the stadium you can 1) catch the uptown #1 train at 116th Street all the way to 215th Street. Easy. 

Take the UPTOWN A train anywhere in Manhattan to 207th street and walk from there. 

I love taking the A train from start to finish.

Getting the A directly is a lot easier from Midtown Manhattan, where most hotels are located anyway. From the Columbia campus, you can also take the #1 DOWNTOWN to 59th and then get on the A train UPTOWN from there. It's not too terrible to do that actually.

If you're in Midtown Manhattan, I recommend taking the A at the 59th Street and Broadway station. It is a VERY short ride, (less than 20-25 minutes), from there. The A train runs on the far West side of Manhattan, through Brooklyn, past JFK airport, and all the way to a neighborhood where I did a lot of my growing up called Far Rockaway. The uptown or Manhattan bound A takes you to the 207th Street stop, which is the last stop. Exit at the 211th Street exit and then you can either walk the seven blocks along Broadway, (about 35% of a mile), to Baker Field or better yet, enter Isham Park on your left and enjoy a nicer trip that will take you to Seaman Avenue along the left side of the park and you will see Wien Stadium right in front of you at the end of the avenue. This is a more scenic walk and will give you a better idea of what Inwood is like.

To ride the NYC subway you will need a Metrocard or a smartphone that has a service like Apple Pay, etc.. Just tap your smartphone at the turnstile, or to buy a Metrocard, go to the ticket booth at the station or the automated Metrocard machines and buy a two-trip card. The machines take cash, credit and debit cards. 

When you get to the platform, again make sure that you are on the UPTOWN side awaiting the UPTOWN train.

FREE BUSES! (maybe)

If the subway isn't for you, for the last several years Columbia has been running free shuttle buses to and from Baker Field on game days. They usually run from the 116th Street and Broadway entrance, but ask the security guards at the gate to be sure. I'm not sure how long it takes for these buses to reach the stadium, but they will always be slower than the subway. (There is no faster way to get around Manhattan than the subway... none).

A number of NYC buses, (not free, you need a Metrocard or a smartphone that can make payments), run to the Baker Field area, but I really don't recommend using them. They are extremely slow, (what do you call it when you have sex on a NYC bus? "Joining the 3-mile-an-hour club"), and erratic on the weekends. BUT if there ever is a fire on the subway or something, it's good to know they're there.

The Marble Hill Station on Metro North

One of the most beautiful ways to get to a Columbia game is on the Metro North commuter railroad. Now that the Long Island railroad is connecting to the Metro North via the new LIRR Grand Central stop, people from Long Island can choose the option below as well: 

Take the HUDSON RIVER LINE to the Marble Hill stop and simply walk over the footbridge to Baker Field. The views of the Hudson that you will get if you're coming from the North, (if you're looking to go this way from Grand Central Terminal or 125th Street, it's not a terrible idea. Just get a MetroNorth CityTicket from Grand Central or 125th St that is $5, very good deal.  Just be sure to select "CityTicket" on the app or at the ticket kiosk. WWW.MTA.info is the website to find the schedules for Saturdays from Grand Central to Marble Hill. Note the reliable 19-20 minute travel time and the many, many options you have for trains all the way through game time. If you are staying on the East Side of Manhattan, this is a GREAT option.

Cab Anyone?

You can always try to hail a yellow cab and tell the driver to take you to WEST 218th and Broadway, (don't say "Baker Field," there's a very good chance he won't know what you're talking about), and go that way. I expect the trip will cost about $18-$20 in cab fare not including tip... but it varies.

You can do Uber of course too. 

What if I'm coming from New Jersey, and I want to take Public Transportation?

New Jersey Transit trains take you to Penn Station where you can get the A or ! trains, or a cab. I'm not sure about the reliability of NJT trains or buses on weekends, but perhaps some of my readers would like to chime in about that in the comments section.

Isn't the Subway Dangerous?

Not really. It's dirtier than it should be, but in general it's fine. Basically, keep your wallets and valuables secure, try to ride with or near larger groups of people, and try not to telegraph the fact you're a tourist by pulling out a map every two seconds. It's okay to ask fellow riders directions; most New Yorkers like proving they know the City.

I'm Coming from JFK, LaGuardia, or Newark Airport. What should I do?

A cab from Newark directly to Baker Field is actually not that terribly expensive. But from the other major airports, I suggest you get into Manhattan via a cab and then take the subway, unless you have lots of bags which will make the whole day a pain. In that case, try to get to your hotel first, dump the bags and then follow the directions above.

What if I get Lost?

Go into almost any store you see and ask for help. Store owners can sometimes seem surly, but they'll probably help you. Cops on the street will be good too.

Can't I Just Come with You?

I'd love the company, but I don't think that will work. I am with you in spirit, I promise.

NOW LET'S EAT!

I now turn the podium back over to Inwood resident "Inwood Tiger", who knows the neighborhood really well and is a big Ivy football fan. Here are his comments for 2023:  

This year marks a century of Columbia football in Inwood.  It's a lovely area to explore, filled with parks and charming blocks if you know where to look.  For eats and treats, here are some places of note, listed in terms of proximity to Baker Field:

1. INWOOD FARM - Beloved coffee shop / restaurant / bar at 218th St and Indian Road.    Excellent coffee, food and craft beers, but people really go for the atmosphere.  Terrific live music and other programming. Outdoor seating.  Highly recommend.

2. PARK TERRACE DELI - The quintessential New York deli experience, on 218th St near Broadway.  They have everything you need and a great sandwich bar.  Highly recommend.

3. FOOD UNIVERSE - Full-service supermarket located at Broadway north of 215th St in case you need snacks, drinks or prepared foods.

4. AMORES - cafe at Broadway and 214th with some nice empanadas.  Outdoor seating. 

5. MAMA TACO - Solid Mexican restaurant with cocktails, extensive selections and kids' menu, on Broadway at 214th St.  Outdoor seating.  

6. LIFFY II - At Broadway and 213th, the sole survivor of Inwood's once-numerous Irish bars.  Now with a nice outdoor seating area.

7. CHOC NYC - Top-notch bakery/chocolate shop with tons of gourmet treats made on premises. Located on Broadway just south of 212th St.  Highly recommend.

8. SERRANO SALSA - Outstanding burritos and more in a tiny spot next to the exit from the A train on Broadway just north of Isham.  Outdoor seating.  Highly recommend.

9/10. GRANDPA'S BRICK OVEN & PIZZA HAVEN - Dueling pizza places on either side of Broadway near Isham Street.  Both are super for a NY slice before or after the game.  Grandpa's has outdoor seating. Highly recommend.

11. INWOOD FARMER'S MARKET - One of the best greenmarkets in Manhattan, this runs every Saturday on Isham Street west of Broadway and is a scene.  Stop by before the game for pastries, cookies, real apple cider and other direct-from-the-farm goodies.  Highly recommend.

12. GARDEN CAFE - An Inwood standard for a local meal, especially on their back patio. On Broadway south of Isham St.  Outdoor seating.

13/14. DUNKIN' & BUNNI COFFEE - Dueling coffee places on either side of Broadway north of 207th.  One is a legit coffee house with Ethiopian treats, the other is... Dunkin'.  

15. YUMMY THAI - Longtime staple of great Thai food on Broadway north of 207th.  Outdoor seating.

16. INWOOD LOCAL - Recently re-opened, still Inwood's best beer garden. On Broadway north of 207th St.  

17. DICHTER'S - On Broadway north of 207th.  The epicenter of all Inwood life, Manny runs a traditional pharmacy/general store complete with ice cream counter, bagels and sandwiches.  Friendly atmosphere.  Stop in and say hello.  

18. TUBBY HOOK - Perfect local pub for pre- or post-game while checking out the scores.  On Broadway north of 207th.  Outdoor seating.  Highly recommend.

19/20. CAPITOL & G's - Two classic diners for a quick bite, near Broadway and 207th.  While you're in the area, you can get your hair cut the proper way at Ray's Barbershop, next to G's and now in its third generation.  They don't make places like these anymore.

21. NAPA IN THE HEIGHTS - New wine bar with a full gourmet menu, on Broadway just south of 207th.

22. CHICK-FIL-A - After construction delays, this massive new outlet should finally open later this fall on W225th St just north of the stadium over the Broadway Bridge.   


Farther afield, there are more restaurants concentrated around Dyckman Street and Broadway ranging from Starbucks to Mamajuana.  At the far west end of Dyckman Street, the Hudson NYC is also an excellent waterfront spot with outstanding river views that will be open until their season ends in October.  Happy eating!

Buddy Teevens 1956-2023

Buddy Teevens & Wife Kirsten

The news many of us had been dreading went public just this hour...

Buddy Teevens, a great athlete, coach, parent, and ambassador for college athletics, has passed away after fighting the effects of a severe bicycling accident earlier this year. 

I wrote a tribute to Buddy at the time of the accident, but I must say that I always expected him to at least pull through even if it meant he would not coach again.

This is a very serious loss for everyone who loves Ivy football. 

I don't think I could be sadder, even if this were a beloved Columbia player or coach who had passed. That's especially since he and his wife Kirsten showed me kindness at the height of the antagonism I was facing from the Columbia athletic department. They knew what I was trying to do and appreciated it. 

May his memory be a blessing. 

Looking at the League

It feels a little early to embark on my "Ivy Power Rankings" posts after just one week of play and no head-to-head Ivy games.

But I am ready to make a few observations based on the games the other seven Ivy teams played Saturday and what to look for from them this week:

Probably the most impressive victory of week 1 was Brown's win over Bryant. The Bears came in as six-point underdogs and rallied to win. They have a much tougher test at Harvard this Friday night.

Speaking of the Crimson, I think their win over St. Thomas shouldn't just be discounted as an easy win over an over matched opponent. Even more notably, Harvard has clearly chosen to end its QB losing streak by going with a running QB as starter Chuck Deprima ran for more than 100 yards in the game.

I don't think we learn much about Yale or Dartmouth from their losses to top FCS teams Holy Cross and UNH, respectively. Yale predictably performed better on offense and Dartmouth was unsurprisingly better on defense. 

Cornell travels to New Haven to take on the Elis this Saturday coming off a possibly tougher than expected win over Lehigh. But QB Jameson Wong did look better than expected, and that has to concern Yale now. 

Dartmouth should feel good about what its defense should be able to do to the Mountaineers when Lehigh comes to Hanover on Saturday. The offense will still face a challenge. 

Penn's win at Colgate seems like a "hold serve" type of outing. The Quakers won by a bit more than the spread predicted, but not much surprising resulted in the game. Penn needs to throttle Bucknell this Saturday to keep its high standing intact. 

Princeton seemed a little wobblier than expected against San Diego, but never really seemed threatened either. Bryant will be a much better test for the Tigers in New Jersey this Saturday. 

 

Rough (& Familiar) Roads

It hurts that Columbia not only lost on Saturday, but were thoroughly defeated by a team the Lions were favored to beat.

It hurts that Columbia didn't score a TD for the first time in 54 games. 

It hurts that the team generally looked very unprepared for the regular season opener. 

Longtime Lion fans have felt like this before, and we hate it every time no matter how often it happens. 

When things look particularly hopeless, and the athletic department and the rest of the university administration doesn't seem to get it or care, I don't think there should be many limits to fan anger and expression. 

But I really don't think that's where we are right now after just one game. 

No one can accuse me of being too easy on this program. My decision to let mostly fair attacks on previous regimes to go forward earned me incredible scorn from athletic department to the point of being totally blackballed. Granted, not many people are still in the department from those days (except for one who still gives me a good dose of the stink eye every time I see him) but it's understood that I'm probably never going to be allowed to participate with the department in any official way ever again.

With all that said, I will be moderating the comments section lightly, but fairly. Go ahead with any venting you want to do about play calling, other clear coaching choices, colors of uniforms, etc. But it's just too early and unfair to go around calling coaches "liars," etc. 

And as always, try to put your name on comments good and bad. As the only person who paid any price for the criticisms of the previous regimes here, it's a request I have the right to make.