Wednesday, October 1, 2014

A Win-Win

BREAKING NEWS:



The CDC HAS JUST HIRED PETE MANGURIAN TO LEAD THE PROGRAM TO STAMP OUT THE EBOLA VIRUS. THE MOVE COMES AFTER HE SUCCESSFULLY TAUGHT THE COLUMBIA FOOTBALL TEAM NOT TO CATCH ANYTHING. 

1 comment:

I remain, very truly yours, Richard Szathmary said...

This one probably wasn't as funny as you (perhaps naively) initially imagined, Jake.

Nonetheless, my best, admittedly Christian wishes for happy and rewarding Yom Kippur.