We don't have to imagine how he'd describe Columbia football anymore
When you see a team in a downward spiral, with bad
management from top to bottom, it’s pretty obvious.
But in today’s world of timid beat reporters and
organizations that can spell the message the way they like, falsehoods
sometimes are given a lot more time and credence than ever before.
That’s what we’ve been experiencing as CU football fans as
the obvious failures of a terrible 0-6 team with a 17 game active losing streak
are still being defended by a powerful few.
There’s a team across the river from Wien Stadium that’s
just about as bad. It’s called the NY Jets. And it’s leadership, namely GM John
Idzik, did an eerie Pete Mangurian/Lee Bollinger/Dianne Murphy/Bill Campbell
impersonation yesterday in a terribly rambling and falsehood-laced news
conference.
Luckily, the major sports media in NYC is a little too savvy
and strong to let something let that go when it comes to one of our NFL teams.
WFAN’s Mike Francessa just gave Idzik and the Jets all they
deserved in this epic rant on video.
Please watch the whole thing and just substitute “Columbia”
for every time he says the Jets and “Pete Mangurian,” “Dianne Murphy,” “Lee Bollinger,”
or “Bill Campbell” every time he talks about the Jets organization.
Then you just might get what we’re going through here.
"You have to hold Bill Campbell and the other decision makers ACCOUNTABLE!"
"You've got players jumping around and high-fiving after one good play when they're down by 30+ points! It's an embarrassment! The other teams find it so east, they think they're in a preseason scrimmage!"
Now we don’t have to imagine what it would sound like
Francessa or any of his peers saying the following:
“You guys are congratulating yourselves on improvement. WHAT
improvement?!? You just lost on Homecoming by three scores to a second team
quarterback!!”
“Mangurian says there’s ‘empirical evidence’ the team is
getting better. What evidence is that? You’ve lost 17 straight games by at
least two scores every time! What on Earth are you talking about?”
“Mangurian tells you he’s won before elsewhere. No he hasn’t!
He had one winning season at Cornell with Jim Hofher’s recruits and then the
kids he brought in stunk up the joint for three years after he left! He was
FIRED from other NFL jobs for being a jerk! And NOW you’re surprised that he’s
a jerk here? Where was the due diligence in vetting this guy? Where was the
football committee? Where was Bill Campbell?“
"You have to hold Bill Campbell and the other decision makers ACCOUNTABLE!"
"You've got players jumping around and high-fiving after one good play when they're down by 30+ points! It's an embarrassment! The other teams find it so east, they think they're in a preseason scrimmage!"
1 comment:
A column that references Francesa? Great for his already immense ego, I suppose, but for little else. The man is a horse's ass. You've never read Phil Mushnick's twice-weekly assessments of Francesa's shaky commitment to truth in the Post?
Were I your writing teacher, jake, I'd just hand this column back to you and kindly suggest you completely rewriter it.
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